Celebrity Gossip Report

He's all set to wed Katy Perry but naughty Russell Brand still can't resist trying to shock us. The comic's fantasies seem to get more fevered by the minute.

After bragging he had impregnated 64-year-old Helen Mirren, Russell then "revealed" his ultimate stag do fantasy -with one of Katy's best mates. "I'm gonna get Lady GaGa and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap," he said. "I'm gonna shrink them down till they're the size of dollies."

Just for good measure Russell then mused he might drop showbiz and work on his spiritual development - on a mountain top.

We reckon your soul may be a lost cause, mate.